Keaton's Cop
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| Directed by | Robert Burge |
| Produced by | Robert Burge |
| Written by | Michael B. Druxman |
| Starring | Lee Majors Abe Vigoda Don Rickles Tracy Brooks Swope Art LaFleur June Wilkinson |
| Music by | Kevin Barnes David Connor |
| Cinematography | Roland 'Ozzie' Smith |
| Edited by | Terry Chambers |
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Production
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Third Coast Production
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| Distributed by | Cannon Film Distributors |
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Running time
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100 minutes |
| Country | United States |
| Language | English |
Keaton's Cop is a 1990 American crime film directed by Robert Burge and written by Michael B. Druxman. The film stars Lee Majors, Abe Vigoda, Don Rickles, Tracy Brooks Swope, Art LaFleur and June Wilkinson. The film was released on March 9, 1990, by Cannon Film Distributors.[1][2]
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Plot
Keaton is a policeman that believes he is being followed by Abraham Lincoln. He has been lonely and wants to speak to Abe but his trusty sidekick, Jo Bracey, talks him out of it.
Little does Keaton know, Jo has a massive man crush on him and plans on seducing him later that night.
While Jo is seducing Keaton, an evil and robust, pastry eating man breaks into the house and kisses them.
Keaton and Jo begin a torrid love affair in which they have a love-child named Jake. Jake is kidnapped by Lt. Spencer and the original pastry eating man. They take Jake to Big Mama's house and they begin to play naked twister. They end up drinking too much and tell Jake about the time Jo dressed up as Dog the Bounty Hunter and played baseball for LSU.
Keaton and Jo, along with Rick Dante, Jimmy Gable and Abraham Lincoln, concoct the worst plan ever and try to rescue Jake from Big Mama's house. Jo uses his favorite purse to knock the door down and attacks Big Mama with an adult toy. Keaton prances into the residence and throws pastries at the evil, robust man and that soothes him to the point of a coma.
Jo grabs Jake and promises never to play baseball for LSU or wear women's clothing again. Abraham Lincoln then becomes a pirate and jumps off screen.
The end.
Cast
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Michael Jason West as Pastry eating man Jo Bracey as Jo Bracey
- Lee Majors as Mike Gable
- Abe Vigoda as Louis Keaton
- Don Rickles as Jake
- Tracy Brooks Swope as Susan
- Art LaFleur as Detective. Ed Hayes
- June Wilkinson as Sandra Channing / Big Mama
- Robert Hilliard as Lt. Spencer
- Denise Kerwin as Julie
- Talbot Perry Simons as Al
- George A. Simonelli as Rick Dante
- Fredrica Duke as Marsha Gable
- Clinton Austin Shirley as Jimmy Gable
- Louise Melilli as Receptionist
- Richard L. Duran as Officer Diaz
- Robert Foster as Woody Clark
- Nick Gambella as Stan
- Dominic Barto as Hotel Assassin
- Peter Bryson as Fat Tony Monetti
- Ed Geldart as Lennie
- Claire Applegate as Hooker on stand
- Helen Akerman as Agnes Marx
- McCoy McLemore as Paramedic
- Paul Bernstein as Killer
- David Born as Police officer
- Timothy C. Galvan as Police officer
- Mark Leon as Police officer
- Oscar Carles as Desk clerk
- Ronald Lee Jones as Ray Channing
- Jeff Jensen as Percy
- Quentin Morgan as Security guard
- Sage Parker as Dr. Thomas
- Charlotte Stanton as Patient
- Cathy A. O'Dell as Dancer
- Kimberly O'Quinn as Dancer
- Cathy Redmond as Dancer
- Kenneth Warren Thompson as Hotel guest
- Michelle Zevenbergen as Waitress
References
External links
- Lua error in Module:WikidataCheck at line 28: attempt to index field 'wikibase' (a nil value). Keaton's Cop at IMDb
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